May 2012
5 posts
WHEN SOMEONE POINTS OUT THAT I'M KIND OF A MESS
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When I\'m driving & someone tries to put on their...
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Conversations with my mom: Juggling
Scene: My mom picks up my beginners juggling kit.
Me: I am learning how to juggle.
My mom: So you can impress the boys?
I roll my eyes.
Me: Last time I checked, guys weren’t into girls who could juggle and are watching Star Wars movies all weekend.
My mom: I don’t know. Boys usually like girls who can juggle balls.
Me: UGH! Why do you insist on slipping sexual innuendoes into our...
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Conversations with my mom: Fifty Shades of Grey
Scene: My mom and I are strolling through Target taking our time when I see the smut phenomenon known as “Fifty Shades of Grey”.
Me: Oh look it’s the book you wanted for Mother’s Day, “Fifty Shades of Grey”.
I pick it up and dance it around her face. She takes it from my hand.
Me: Are you going to buy it?
My mom: I don’t know if I should.
Me: Why...
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Conversations with my mom: Drugs
Me: I’ve never done drugs in my life. Not even smoked pot.
My mom: Neither have I, well except pot. I tried a puff of pot once with Timmy. I hated it. I told him, ‘Maybe if you put that shit in some brownies.’
April 2012
53 posts
I am waking up
Well, I have a job offer. It is conditional on a background check and a drug test, which I feel fairrrrrly confident I will pass both. I have mixed emotions about this opportunity. Is it my dream job? No, but it is something to give me experience until I figure out what is is that I want to do. I look forward to where this could lead me. Everything happens for a reason, no? I have messaged...
Confession of love and affection
Life, if you haven’t heard, can be really surprising. People, if you haven’t heard, can be really surprising. If you would have asked me 6 months ago, who would be the people to stand by me during troubled times in my life, my answer would have been different. Save for one person, it would have been completely off. Fate, happenstance….whatever brings the right people to you at...
Disconnect in 3-2-1
It is fairly safe to say that I have not been myself in a while. I feel disconnected from my joie de vivre. No words even come to my mind when I try to explain my feelings, where I am, and what it is like to lose my joie de vivre. All it takes is a split second for me to completely snap or dissolve into tears. I feel heavy. I feel my self-confidence, my identity, my self-worth slipping through my...
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Listen, Listen, LISTEN!
Where do I begin? I would say I am a woman who believes in God. I would say that I am a woman who is part of the Christian faith. I am (excuse the cliché) a spiritual person. Am I the perfect example of Christ’s followers? No. No, I am not. People would call me a fickle, pick and choose Christian, but alas I don’t have to answer to them. I can only tell people how I feel despite what...
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When my friend cries during Say Yes to the Dress
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When you're at a bar, and you have to walk by...
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It’s just like,
When I'm looking for my phone
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When someone tells me they don't watch Bravo
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When I'm the third wheel
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And the couple I’m with is really into PDA
When I see my ex with his new girlfriend
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If I’m sober:
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When all of my friends decide to go out of town on...
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I’m like,
When someone recognizes me even though I'm wearing...
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When my professor shows up late for class
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Smoking Weed for the First Time
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What you really look like:
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When I wake up from a nap
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When I see a girl wearing:
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Heeled rainboots:
Jeans without back pockets:
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When I found out that Aladdin and DJ Tanners'...
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Waiting a really long time for someone to text you...
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And then all they say is: “K.”
When I meet my BFF's new friends
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Playing in the waves
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Expectation:
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When I'm too tired to do the cool-down exercise in...
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When someone takes credit for something I said...
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When you find out that you had homework right...
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When you realize your friends are taking a group...
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When people walk really slow in front of me
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How I feel when I walk into a bar full of college...
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When someone stands on the left side of the...
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When I'm giving a presentation and someone asks a...
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I wanna be like,
When I have to work late, and someone asks where I...
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When someone actually puts a roman numeral next to...
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When the person I've been arguing with makes a...
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When I\'m at the bar, and my friend suggests that...
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I’m just like,
When I almost hooked up with my friend's ex
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When I went apartment hunting in New York
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That time I tried to Keep Up With The Kardashians
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When my parents told me I was going to have to...
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The first time I try to succeed at anything
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When I found out that the author of \"The Hunger...
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When I meet a guy who still wears Abercrombie
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When my friends are leaving for the bar, but I\'m...
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When a guy asks to split the bill on the first...
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When I stay in on the weekend to do work
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I always just end up like:
When I\'m talking about someone and realize...
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